how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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