Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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