: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
