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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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