The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
