didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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