jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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