what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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