Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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