STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
