Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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