discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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