Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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