The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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