I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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