i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
So much rum. So many feels.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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