I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
