I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
