they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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