I must be too annoying 4 u.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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