Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
