She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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