We're like a lot better than the average bears
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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