I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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