No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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