don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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