There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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