The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No subtext here. People are naked.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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