have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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