I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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