You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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