i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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