pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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There r osticjed everywhere
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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