Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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