You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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