butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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