We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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