You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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