please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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