OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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