shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Four minutes until I can fart!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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