So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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