Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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