"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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