they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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