using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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