For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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