Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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