I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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