Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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