ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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