These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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