So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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