i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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