Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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