I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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