try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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