I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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